Genex Man

Genex "Rip Roarin' Road-Toad" Man has been the frontrunner for chairman of the Harry Scrittleson Gun Club for eight years in a row, though to date he has never managed to achieve the position. Despite his strong, popular stance on sewage flow control, he lacks verve and rhetorical strategy. As a result, Barry "Boom Boom" Baumstead has taken the position from him each time a referendum has been called. Genex Man has never officially stated his views on Baumstead, but it is known that he considers Baumstead "very small; he's a small man, he's not someone I'd trust" according to impromptu statements and unofficial transcripts.

Genex Man's most recent disappointment was during the Wheels of the Winless charity racing event. He invested a large amount of money into a go-kart custom made by "Nasty" Nate Gordon, world-famous go kart builder. Despite a strong showing in the initial tournament, victory was once again stolen from Genex Man by young up-and-comer Manny Breklord (as in "Breakfast Lord"), who chose to run along the track instead of using a go-kart.

Trivia

 * Genex Man has never appeared in a video and, in fact, does not exist.